Privacy

Last updated: 27 July 2026

What this site collects

alliefern.com uses Google Analytics to understand which pages people visit. Google Analytics sets cookies and collects standard usage data (pages viewed, rough location, device type). None of it identifies you personally to me.

Email addresses

If you join a waitlist or sign up for something on this site, your email address is stored so I can contact you about the thing you signed up for. It is not sold, rented, or shared with anyone else's marketing list. Every email includes a way to unsubscribe.

Third parties

Newsletter content lives on Substack (Coffee & Claude), which has its own privacy policy. Payments for offers are processed by their respective checkout providers; this site never sees or stores card details.

Your data, your call

Want your email removed from anything of mine? Send a DM to @underwateredamerican or reply to any email I've sent you, and it's gone.